Summary of The OBAMA-Who-Would-Be-King Speech, 09/10/2014

Summary of The King's Speech, 09/10/2014:

Blah blah blah and Isis isn't Islamic because most of the people they killed are Muslim and some other religious minority that I can't name because it would piss off CAIR and blah blah blah and all the 'religiously persecuted' can seek asylum here and blah blah blah and see how I great I am and I can be a real tough man when optics call for it and all my plans work and Congress can go screw themselves if they aren't lock-step with me, The king and blah blah blah and the great and powerful Oz has spoken and God Bless whatever so go away and leave me alone. Tee-time is set for 7am.